Dec 13, 2016

Oh man! The company that has been supplying the cereal for my brekkie-in-bed delivery service has accused me of 'getting high on my own supply!' It's true that I don't have many brekkie delivery customers at the moment, and had eaten a casual bowl or two of their delicious 'choco no-grainola.'

Keep brekkie-in-bed delivery real — here's the menu, someone call me!



Dec 11, 2016

A friend asked if she could lean on me at a party, last week. Only thing is she's about 5'6" and I'm 6'4", so trying to lean back on her got me like...

Best New Friend of the Year!

The nominations are in for Best New Friend (BNF) of the year. List of categories and contenders here.

marblicious

I finally got a piece of the marble X metallic trend! You can carve yourself like Michelangelo's David with these weights...




And here's an inspoorational bathroom ornament...


I love that this is from Tough Guy Hemingway. I loved reading Big Two-Hearted River when I was 19, a story about a guy coming back from the war going fishing. I came back to my parents house that uni summer a nervous wreck, and bought a bio of young Hemingway, and another bio by someone called Sebastian about doomed, gay spies at Cambridge university. Which probably wasn't as juicy as I wanted it to be...